For the ladies.
If this has been posted in the past let me know and I will take it off. Thanks for reading.
Why a motorcycle is better than a man
Ok ladies, I found this to be hilarious. Warning: it isn't exactly, some are hit or miss. I copied and pasted this so don't judge the mispellings.
Reasons why a motorcycle is better than a man:
1. Doesn't ride with other girls while you are not looking
2. You can turn the pet**** off
3. Doesn't run for 5 minutes and quit
4. You are always on top.
5. You can have more than one motorcycle
6. If you kick it, it doesn't kick back
7. You only have to ride when you want to.
8. You can dress it and clean it anyway you want it and it doesn't complain
9. Doesn't care what other motorcycles you have ridden.
10. You alway finish first
11. Doesn't judge your friends
12. Doesn't get bored if you take it to hang out with your friends.
13. If some one steals it you can get a new one.
14. If it wears out you can get a new one.
15. Doesn't care how you look
16. Doesn't care how big your boobs are.
17. Doesn't care if you gained a little weight
18. Doesn't complain when you don't ride.
19. The exhaust is something you can handle.
20. It never developes spare tires
21. If it goes bald, you can change the tires.
22. Doesn't complain when you use protection
23. Can't get you pregnant or give you a disease if you don't use protection
24. Doesn't care what time of the month it is
25. Don't have in-law drama
26. You don't have to kick it to get it to do something.
27. You can choke a bike and it isn't a bad thing.
28. You can ride it as long as you want without it going limp.
29. You don't have to drink to make it look appealing.
30. Your motorcycle won't insult you.
31. If it smokes you can do something about it.
32. It will always make you proud
33. A smooth motorcycle expects nothing in return
34. Your motorcycle will never make you late
35. You don't have to fake it.
36. Your motorcycle will not lie to you.
37. It will not poke you in the back in the morning when it wants to ride.
38. It has a built-in vibrator.
39. The vibrations are better.
40. It won't shrink when it is cold
41. You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
42. The motorcycle doesn't snore
43. Doesn't want you to swallow its liquid.
44. It is ok to use tie-downs with your motorcycle
45. Your motorcycle will never ask you to ride 2 up.
46. It will never cheat on you.
47. It will NEVER make you cry.
48. And it will NEVER disapoint you.
There you go, just a little comedy to brighten your days.
Last edited by TheWife; 08-30-2012 at 09:06 AM.
Reason: Changing the title.