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post #1 of 10 Old 08-30-2012, 08:11 AM Thread Starter
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If this has been posted in the past let me know and I will take it off. Thanks for reading.

Why a motorcycle is better than a man

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Ok ladies, I found this to be hilarious. Warning: it isn't exactly, some are hit or miss. I copied and pasted this so don't judge the mispellings.

Reasons why a motorcycle is better than a man:

1. Doesn't ride with other girls while you are not looking
2. You can turn the pet**** off
3. Doesn't run for 5 minutes and quit
4. You are always on top.
5. You can have more than one motorcycle
6. If you kick it, it doesn't kick back
7. You only have to ride when you want to.
8. You can dress it and clean it anyway you want it and it doesn't complain
9. Doesn't care what other motorcycles you have ridden.
10. You alway finish first

11. Doesn't judge your friends
12. Doesn't get bored if you take it to hang out with your friends.

13. If some one steals it you can get a new one.
14. If it wears out you can get a new one.

15. Doesn't care how you look
16. Doesn't care how big your boobs are.
17. Doesn't care if you gained a little weight
18. Doesn't complain when you don't ride.

19. The exhaust is something you can handle.
20. It never developes spare tires
21. If it goes bald, you can change the tires.
22. Doesn't complain when you use protection
23. Can't get you pregnant or give you a disease if you don't use protection

24. Doesn't care what time of the month it is
25. Don't have in-law drama

26. You don't have to kick it to get it to do something.
27. You can choke a bike and it isn't a bad thing.

28. You can ride it as long as you want without it going limp.
29. You don't have to drink to make it look appealing.

30. Your motorcycle won't insult you.
31. If it smokes you can do something about it.

32. It will always make you proud

33. A smooth motorcycle expects nothing in return
34. Your motorcycle will never make you late
35. You don't have to fake it.
36. Your motorcycle will not lie to you.
37. It will not poke you in the back in the morning when it wants to ride.
38. It has a built-in vibrator.
39. The vibrations are better.
40. It won't shrink when it is cold
41. You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
42. The motorcycle doesn't snore
43. Doesn't want you to swallow its liquid.
44. It is ok to use tie-downs with your motorcycle
45. Your motorcycle will never ask you to ride 2 up.

46. It will never cheat on you.
47. It will NEVER make you cry.
48. And it will NEVER disapoint you.

There you go, just a little comedy to brighten your days.
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post #2 of 10 Old 08-30-2012, 12:42 PM
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LOL Love this! I moved it to the ladies forum.
There's a ladies forum? Hmmm. Thanks.
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So as I sit here with patches of oil smeared on my arms and a big black streak on my nose from where I brushed an itch while I was loosening a drain bolt, I think to myself: "Yep, they are worth every ounce of grief they give me."

Of course, immediately after my wrench session, I found my way to the kitchen where I proceeded to make myself some brownies.

Ya see, Ray... as a woman who loves motorcycles I don't have to wait for a member of the opposite sex to change my oil and make my brownies.

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lol this is awesome. i enjoy working on my bike, it calms me.
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So as I sit here with patches of oil smeared on my arms and a big black streak on my nose from where I brushed an itch while I was loosening a drain bolt, I think to myself: "Yep, they are worth every ounce of grief they give me."

Of course, immediately after my wrench session, I found my way to the kitchen where I proceeded to make myself some brownies.

Ya see, Ray... as a woman who loves motorcycles I don't have to wait for a member of the opposite sex to change my oil and make my brownies.


After changing the oil in my bike I walked across the street to FoodMaxx and got a box of brownies for $5.99 which was way cheaper than having the opposite sex make them for me FYI its a joke so please dont ban me or flame me The wife just started calling my name so i gotta run hide somewhere..... wish me luck
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