You forgot, don't stop.
Anything serious arises burn the fuck out. Fuck traffic law, run by any means. Ride on the shoulder, pop a curb, run a light, cut through a yard, and don't stop. If you truly feel you life is in danger get out of there by all means. I live in a bad part of town, and ride my Ruck through it and other bad parts. Doesn't faze me, but I have it in the back of my mind to bail by all means.
I bought one for Heather too. One day she asked. "What happens if someone approaches us?" "Don't stop. You're on a bike, you'll out run them. Just pop a curb or something and don't stop."
Remember one, a moving target is very hard to hit. Two, very few people can run or continuously run at 40mph. So even a 50cc Honda Ruckus can evade someone.
Haha too late mate, you already are "that guy"
Marlboros are required when using a straight razor.
Shiny go fast bits:
3 or 4 ripe bananas, smashed, 1/3 cup melted butter, 1 cup sugar (can easily reduce to 3/4 cup), 1 egg, beaten, 1, teaspoon vanilla, 1 teaspoon baking soda, Pinch of salt, 1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour