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post #1 of 32 Old 07-11-2015, 06:46 PM Thread Starter
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Question Swamp ass isn't cute!

Ladies I'm in desperate need of any advise. This is embarrassing but I'm sure you all have experienced this. I get off my bike and it looks like I peed myself. I wear moisture wicking undies, dark colored pants, panty liners. Nothing helps. What do you do about this?
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I don't think anyone is opposed to women wearing leathers...and it probably won't show swamp ass....just saiyan
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Not all moisture wicking clothing is equal.

Are we talking Under Armor heat gear? That's what I wear under my leathers or riding jeans.

Also, even the best dry-fit style briefs aren't going to keep yoga pants, for instance, from displaying sweat. What is your outer layer made of?

Last ditch effort, try a roll-on antiperspirant on the "crease".
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Ladies I'm in desperate need of any advise. This is embarrassing but I'm sure you all have experienced this. I get off my bike and it looks like I peed myself. I wear moisture wicking undies, dark colored pants, panty liners. Nothing helps. What do you do about this?
Not being a lady, the advice is only as good as the source..... try standing on the pegs so you get off the seat and get some airflow every few minutes.

You don't have to come up more than an inch to get airflow. It's amazing how much that little bit will help.

Next option would be an aftermarket seat that allows more airflow. Some of the GP seats have a channel cut into the middle of the foam so there is more airflow.

A boatload of baby powder in the affected areas may provide some help, as well.
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And you guys wonder why we don't have barely any females on the site. Alex, do you think you could mentor me? I need to absorb some of that sick game you have.



On topic: How do you sit on the bike? Are you up on the tank? If so, maybe sliding back a little bit could give you some more air flow.
Also assuming that we're actually talking about sweat here.
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You might try some skin lubricant like runners and cyclists use. Skin Strong has gotten me through many a mountain bike race and half marathons.
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And you guys wonder why we don't have barely any females on the site. Alex, do you think you could mentor me? I need to absorb some of that sick game you have.
It's all fun and games. I only tip in. I'm a gentleman.
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Thanks for the people that actually helped me. I'm new to this forum and thought I posted this in the ladies room but obviously not.
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Thanks for the people that actually helped me. I'm new to this forum and thought I posted this in the ladies room but obviously not.
There's a ladies room? Wow. I had no idea.

Edit: Looking at this, looks like you did post in the right spot. But a lot of us goobers chimed in with nonsense. Myself included. Hey. Everyone sweats. No big deal. Part of life. I never care if I see a woman sweat. Some women are insecure about it and want to appear perfect all the time. LOl. Like they never tear ass. Hahaha. That is life. Live it. Embrace it. Sweat it. We are here only once and why care what anyone would think?? Really. The world is yours. Seriously.
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Thanks for the people that actually helped me. I'm new to this forum and thought I posted this in the ladies room but obviously not.
You did, it's just that all new posts show up on the main page and our userbase is primarily male. I know there's a couple of chicks that post here but maybe just not often.
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Wear darker clothes it'll be harder to see the sweat !?
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Thanks for the people that actually helped me. I'm new to this forum and thought I posted this in the ladies room but obviously not.
LOL---you will find the guys run as fast as they can to the ladies forum when they smell fresh meat, or fresh legs to hump...

I think the best solution, leather motorcycle specific protective wear.... but that is just my .02- and you got it for free so you definitely got your monies worth....
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Wow... I'll be cleaning up this thread shortly, but in the meantime:

As someone else said, it really depends on your outer layer. I live where it gets to be about 106 in the summer (so like, right now haha) and there is no way to really avoid sweating your ass off.

That said: if you are wearing thin jeans, there won't be much you can do. You might try investing in some riding jeans that are specifically made for riding. If it is mostly around town stuff, leathering up can be impractical but gear should still be a priority and the riding jeans are made thicker and more durable so they may provide a buffer. Also: If you are comfortable with it, try airing out by rising up on the footpegs (on straights) or sliding your ass off the seat in corners. It is good riding practice for BP anyway and it helps a little with getting some airflow to your lower midsection.

I have non-perforated black leathers that I wear on the street so I feel you. If you do opt for heavier duty gear, textile/mesh bottoms are nice and they make for better airflow depending on the style. As for under-gear, I love my under armour.
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