twilliams83

Ok, just thought I should share this with someone and I bet you guys have some interesting stories too.

No shit there I was... riding on my heavily modified 2007 Ninja 650R at the time minding my own business. I was doing a nice steady 135 through some good ol southern Arizona twisties and straights, kept looking around just to make sure nobody was coming from behind, in front and on the high elevation spots checked out the road about a mile or so in front as well. No one in sight. I would slow down if there were other cars cause thats just responsible hehehe. Anyways, I keep blasting the throttle to max and backing off a little for the sweeping turns then back on etc.. I did this for about 13 miles then finally I have this feeling ok ok time to slow down because I know the next intersection is coming up in about 2 miles.

Well I stroll up doing 55 like nothings happening just minding my business when I get greeted by 2 border agents and there SUVs blocking the cross along with their piggly friends the county police all with guns drwn and pointed at me screaming at me to "GET OFF THE BIKE!!!" I pull over quickly and they dont seem to understand that you cant just hop off a bike, you gotta shut the shit off first you know and put the kickstand down.

These motherf****** almost made me drop my bike trying to pull me off of it as im dropping the kickstand and decide they are gonna rough me up, I put a stop to that shit real quick, im not some teenage bitch your gonna throw around, no sir. Certainly not afraid of a few pistols either seeing that I have probably fired my weapons more in a few months than they have in their lifetime. SO they let off of me and just tried to bully me into custody you know like they do when they have the complex.

Turns out a marshall was hiding in the bushes in an unmarked black SUV out of sight and got me going 133 on the laser in a 55, Criminal Speeding and Reckless Driving. He apparently chased me for 8 miles and I didn't even know it. So, he called it in on the radio and they blocked my path. Even if I did know it there are no other roads to esape from anyways on that route. Needless to say because those fucks didnt read me my Miranda rights and he was hiding his vehicle out of sight when he got me on the laser I got off scott free hahahahaha!!!! not even the class. I don't think I ever smiled that big in my life. F-U mr police and I know damn well the f-ing border patrol should have alot more to worry about than speeders to help catch for god sakes.

Please post your stories!

joeyzx6

you gotta love STUPID POLICE !!!!
Ok here you go....Im headed down CA101 doing about 130 on a 1990 zx7 i dont know how far this guy had been chasing but all of a sudden i see the lights in my rear view...so i keep the speed figuring he's not going to catch up...well he had a very fast mustang old grey haired officer finally catches me and says didnt you see me back there...i said yes...he says why didnt you slow down or stop...i said i figured i was already busted i might as well get as far as i can doing the speed i was doing....he just looked at me and started laughing ...he says out of all his years and he was ready to retire that he had never heard anything like that and let me go with a warning..said to slow it down cause he didnt want to pick me up off the freeway somewhere down the road...lol...

endeavor

Well my story isn't in the same league as you western US guys haha, but here goes. I was on my way home from class one day, doing about 100 mph on a country highway. As I rounded a shallow curve, I met a cop just cresting the next little hill. Needless to say, he got me. I immediately slowed when he hit his lights and pulled a 180 to give chase. I pulled over and stopped. The cop pulled over behind me, got out of his car and casually strolled up behind me. "97!," he says to me. "That's a new record." I nod in aknowledgement because its a record for me as well. He said, "I'm surprised you stopped. I was expecting you to run and try to get away." We chat for a minute or two more about bikes, he checks my record, and then proceeds to write me a ticket for 97 in a 55. It was only when I got home that I realize the court date that he put on the ticket was set for 2 months out. Nice! When the court date finally arrived, he never showed up to court. I got off free! No fines, no points!

oz636

highway cops are the biggest fucktards in darwin, well, one in particular. my neighbor across he road.he decided that he didn't like me, or my old learner bike, a sweet 91 cbr 250 which has the best sounding engine that i have ever heard on a 250, courtesy of a no name endcan. he rocked up on my doorstep (in uniform) and demanded to know why i was speeding on my bike up and down the street, hooning were his exact words. well i know all of you guys know this, but its a bit hard to hoon on a 250 and break the speed limit when the street has 2 speed humps and a couple traffic islands. i'm flat out getting to 40kph, let alone 50, the speed limit. apparently i was in danger of running over the retarded kids who play on the street, and dont move out of the way. after i told him that he's a retard, for obvious reasons and had nothing on me, he tried to give me a ticket for not displaying an L plate on my bike. i explained that an L plate is the equivalent of a bulls eye for people who drive cars and i used to have one but it must of broken off. if i displayed an L plate that would also mean i would have to go the learner speed limit, which is 80, regardless of the road, which isn't a good idea when the highway is 130kph, and we have things call road trains, semi's that carry up to 3 full trailers, ugh.
he had a cry and told me to pull my head in, i told him he's no longer invited to our BBQ's. next week i brought a 636...

givuhcky22

HAHAHAHAHHAH "he had a cry and told me to pull my head in, i told him he's no longer invited to our BBQ's."
that was downright hilarious.

wiffy

nice wons lads heres mine , i was still flat out couriering 6 days a week on my 1200 bandit,i got jobfrom aylesbury to slough,i set off and its a time job ,u get there faster u get more monie so its flat stick for me,i get on some twisties and just open it up ,after about 10 mins as i under take some old farts trying to stop me overtaking at about 100 i notice a police car with its lights flashing behind the traffic iev past, iam in a delema do i go do i stop for a few miles i just went 150s 130s hes out of there,i hit more traffic so now iam on foot paths and other side of road,i finaly calm down and slow up see the car up my ass and pull in to laybuy.the persuite car comes tarring in,fella jumps out grabs my arm and calls the othere traic cops comming the othere way to say hes stopped me,ye rite u mean i stopped,he slapps cuffs on me and puts me in back of car,he starts going on about recless and dangerouse riding and starts the tape of him chassing me,it was pukker iam sitting there big smile on my face watching him trying to catch up with me,big mistake was asking for copy of tape he lost it.end of story was banned for 12 months and had to retake my test and fine ,i still caried on couriering i used my brother in laws licence.

AZ Ninja

My turn.... So i hadn't ridden my bike in a while so i decided to ride it to my moms house because i needed to do some yard work for her. On the way home i decided to open her up on the on ramp to the 101; I was going about 80 or 90 and once i hit the freeway i fully opened the taps. Little did i know there was a cop rolling on the freeway right next to the on ramp when i was on it. i hit about 140 miles per hour or so before i decided to slow down to the legal speed limit; about 3 minutes later i find myself surprised to see a highway patrol officer riding my ass in my side mirror.... After pulling over the officer approached me and the first words out of his mouth were "you know how close you are to going to jail right now?".... I got off the bike and proceeded to talk to the officer and he said that he watched me fly down the on-ramp, get all the over to the left lane and then disappear, he said he had to turn on his lights and siren to get the cars to move out of his way so he could try and catch up to me. After everything was said and done, he had given me a warning for improper lane change and told me to slow down.... Should have played the lottery that day....

twilliams83

Damn you guys got lucky too. I laughed my ass off when I read that BBQ line and when wiffy asked for the tape (which would have been bad ass to get a hold of). Its great you got a 636 after that too. These stories are good lets hear some more.

Nato

you guys have some luck! haha. i wish i could share, but don't have any "crazy" encounters with the police. just one normal 20-over speeding ticket.

givuhcky22

i got targeted as a member of a bike theft ring around my area once. they boxed me in in a CVS parking lot blocking all the exits with sirens blaring making a huge scene. i told 'em i was planning on joining their department and they ended up liking me and talking about what bikes they should get. one said the wife wont let him get one. they made me late for work.

oz636

oh i have another one. my last day of work before i came over here, i was a tad late, which is not a good thing in the army, so i was fair hooking it on the way to work, in the process overtaking three cars at once at about 180kph. its an 80 zone. it was nice and neat and the bike had plenty more to give if i needed it. i pull up at the front gate, about a k further up the road, and this crazy bitch gets out behind me and starts going mental, saying that i almost killed myself and was going 140, which offeded me a bit, i had the common sense not to correct her. unfortunately for me the millitary police were at the front gate, listening to all of this, and even more unfortunate, the crazy bitch is the head investigator of ADFIS (Australian defense force investigation service) and their boss pretty much. the civvy cops ended up getting called, and i'm heaps late for work now. luckily for me, the 2 cops were both green as, and after i explained that i couldn't go to court for hooning, dangerous driving, and speeding, because i wouldn't be in the country for 8 months. in the end they settled with fining me for going 100 in an 80 zone because "i have a clean record" thank fuck they checked my bike rego, and not my licence number.... oh yeah and the MP at the front gate had a go at me for riding a 600, saying that i don't need that much bike to get to work! the fucking hypocrite has a BMW S-1000!!!! pretty much got off scotch free at work to, because everyone was either drunk or hungover

03636rider

95 in a sweeper. THE COP WAVES!
It made my life.

kone35

I don't have luck like that, but you guy's stories are great.
120 in a 70 on the interstate.
Stopped for the cop cause I didn't hv the gas to run to the line & other interstate.
My buddy kept going cause he was on full.
Needless to say, tried to turn me into a snitch.
Told him I didn't know him & we weren't together.
Got a ticket for drag racing & reckless driving.
$1500, and 6mos unsupervised probation later, I was straight.
Wouldn't even give me the option of going to school.
Bitches!!
Good lawyer kept me outta 10 day jail stay & kept points off license.
Sorry my experience wasn't as good as the others.

GOODOLEDAYS1

sorta new here...as a poster anywayz... I love to piss off cops, even when I am not on my bike. HEHEHE.

I was cruising up hwy169 in Mo at about 130mph. Stopped at the local quicktrip for some petrol. On my way out, decided to look at some stars via a wheelie. Drove through this entire town doing about 70mph at 11pm on a wednesday night. As I got to the other end of town, I saw cherries comin up on me fast. I punched it. I was home and parked the bike in the garage in no time. Didnt hear anything the rest of the night. Two days pass and I am heading the opposite way through that same town, when I got pulled over, again. This time I was following the rules. Cop that got me was the same one from the night before. Gave me a ticket for 56 in a 45 and wanted to write me for careless and wreckless, and riding without a motorcycle license. I recorded the whole thing and got it dropped in court for no substantial evidence that the rider he assumed I was, was in fact me. He couldnt prove it. I won. LOL.

yahoo

crazy storyes hmm

2weeks ago my best mate drove his r1 in to the passangers side door of a cop car because the dick turned in front of him to cut him off jarryn cliped the a piller flew over the bonnet (hood for you us guys) broke quite a few bones hasnt been able to work since and a lot of his friends and olds are lending him money to help him out all for 95km in a 80km zone his perants and leagle councile are trying to have the cop done and get them to pay for all his bills too

needless to say we know who the cop is he hadnt been takin off duty like he should have been untill last thursday when he was seen at maccas and 6 of our friends confronted him and his partner

threats were made (not helping jarryn imho) to the cops about where they live and there families stupid boys

so now its all going to court unless they settle

but whats goes thru some peoples heads i meen 15km and his reasioning was he would have ran if i didnt do it